Puns of Fun for the Young

What is Going On?

When sitting around
not making a ___________
causing Mother to wonder why?
You doing something in there
that your mother would _________?
If so, she’ll send you,___________!

Did you spill something there
    upon your dad’s ___________
and now it’s under the rug?
I guarantee this
just one little __________
will not help, without adding a _____________!

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What Should I Do?

It’s snowing outside
and I need to ___________
       if it’s worth it, to get my hands froze?
‘Cause my mittens are lost
      at a much greater ______________
are my boots protecting my __________.

I would lose my own head
to me,Mother_________
not claiming to be upset or mad.
But then, with a ____________
as she turned to me then,
said undress, and go take a ___________.